Attack of the Lady Bugs

I guess since it's unseasonably warm today the lady bugs decided to come back out and hang out on my balcony. I don't mind them too much as long as they don't bite me, and I don't think lady bugs bite, right? My roommate Jared was freaking out earlier because they were landing in his hair. I told him not to aggravate them, because they will shoot lady bug venom out of their eyes. He didn't believe me.